Howdy.
It's all Wild Turkey and sugar and butter and meat up in here.

HI, I’M CHARLIE….

I’m weird about food.

I have six tattoos, one piercing, a motorcycle, and I used to fight for money – so, if you fuck with my mise en place, I’ll ‘probly kick your ass.

My chocolate chip cookies are better than yours.

I dig things that explode and all you can eat french fries.